So every night we have story time with Hailey she picks out about 5 or 6 books for us to read her and one of them is "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star and other favorite bedtime rhymes" and on the the stories is called "Goosey, Goosey, Gander" and this story cracks me up i don't remember this story when i was little but this is how it goes,
Goosey, Goosey, Gander
Whither shall i wander?
Upstairs and downstairs,
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man,
Who wouldn't say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down that staires.
I read that and just about hit the floor, But anyway this book has a bunch of different bedtime stories and Hailey really likes it among others.